10 Things I Hate About Emmett

1. He's really stupid... on purpose
2. He's annoying
3. I know what he's hiding behind all that laughter and I can't tell anyone
4. He could kill me by sitting on me... really hard
5. He is WAY too open about his relationship with Rosalie
6. He doesn't know the meaning of “over-share”
7. He is almost constantly horney – in fact he has two emotions 1) Horney 2) Not as Horney
8. He's a meat head – probably because he's alway thinks with his dick
9. He has some of the dumbest ideas
10. He yanks off EVERY time Rosalie leaves the house for more than 5 hours